Pants Stance

Pantsarazzi-Rihanna at Philippe

Rihanna loves Philippe- she is in there just about every time she is in NYC.  Philippe has two great private rooms, one of which is a wine cellar, that affords celebrities a blanket of privacy until the owner sells them out for PR.  Regardless, the hook at Philippe is this:  While some might bitch that it is not “real” Chinese...
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Drop Your Pants for: Joe’s Tuna Salad

Now the following testament to culinary genius might sound a little crazy, but the proof is in the tuna.  Joe’s to a New Yorker means pizza, but say Joe’s to people just about anywhere else in the country and it only means one thing- Crabs. Just about everyone I know has gotten crabs from Joe. Even outside of Miami, Joe’s...

My So-Called Birthday

Per the Post, Claire Danes was unfortunately seen heading into Recette carrying her own presents to her own 32nd birthday party. I’m not exactly sure why she’d schlep presents in there for fun, but she was definitely in store for a great meal. Recette is such a cute, warm place to celebrate with friends, and ideally the people passing by...

Charlie Sheen and the Hookers at Daniel

The weirdest part of the whole Charlie Sheen/Plaza/Drug/Hooker situation (old news I know) is the fact that he went to dinner with this crew at Daniel.  Daniel! The refined, elegant Daniel, where people actually care more about taste than tits.  If Charlie was in fact doing coke in the bathroom, why bother to go somewhere so pricey and delicious- he...
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Drop Your Pants For: Penn Station Popcorn

Hello! Originally hailing from NJ, The Pants will take a tunnel over your bridge any day, and although now we are firmly settled in NYC, that doesn’t mean that we have forgotten our NJ transit days of yore. To further prove that our mind is ALWAYS on food, we present to you a food obsession, found IN Penn Station: Zaro’s...
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Where Hungry GMEN dine after a win…

Last night, we headed to Nobu 57 for a delicious sushi dinner with a side of Eli Manning (and his wife Abby). Apparently Kristen Stewart was also caught by the Paps the same night leaving Nobu in Tribeca… good thing they didn’t come uptown, Monday night means minimal makeup for us! We creeped Eli feasting on Rock Shrimp Tempura (really...