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Tao Downtown- Turning it Up to 11

Pants at a Glance

scene: Splashy flashy brashy Vegas style large- scale Asian joint
sip: Tao-tinis!! So pink, so 2000, so amazing
savor: Dim sum type appetizers; spicy tuna on crispy rice; crispy chicken
sit: With expense account people; with a large group to celebrate; with another couple out on the town
spend: $$$
address: Maritime Hotel, 92 9th Ave
phone number: (212) 888-2724
website: taorestaurant.com/downtown/‎

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