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Why Our Pants Are Unbuttoned
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3 buttons bursting open
The highest Pants praise: The food is so good that you will want to eat everything and stuff yourself to the point that the buttons on your pants are begging to be undone. You will be full and happy after this meal, heading home to stretchy- pantsed bliss.
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A solid place that you will enjoy enough to eat more than one is able to and still be comfortable in skinny jeans
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The food is good enough, but you will be able to go dancing after and won’t be tempted to over-indulge on an aggressive level
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Nothing good enough to tantalize the taste buds or tempt your tummy; not worth busting any buttons for this food
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April 17, 2013
Pants Rant: I mind your manners
pants rant!
And they say downtown is the where the wild things are! I was being all “ladies who lunch but actually cocktail” at Amaranth yesterday with a respectable member of the uptown scene and a regular diner at Amaranth. I was all dressed in my uptown boho look (think Rachel Zoe without a hat), and trying [...]
fully unzippedSeptember 12, 2012
Pants Rant: Cafeteria- Nasty Waitress and Idiot Managers
pants rant!
Seriously, is there any recourse or accountability for poor service? Gratuities used to be viewed as a barometer of the service received and an extra thank you imparted to your server. Now, if you leave a poor tip, the server just thinks that you are an asshole and uses anonymous websites to gripe about you. [...]
fully unzippedMay 9, 2012
Pants Rants: No Items For You!
pants rant!
The following scenario happens to us all of the time at Babbo, to the point where we just continue to subject ourselves to rejection: You sit down, you look at an extensive menu, offering delicious and tempting fare and you try to narrow down what you want to order. Then, somewhere yonder, you see a [...]
fully unzippedNovember 28, 2011
Pants Rant- High Pressure Salads
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There is nothing simple about getting your salad tossed these days. I know that this is NYC, and especially at lunch time, people are not messing around. That said, recent visits to places that specialize in custom salads- Chop’t, Just Salad- have left me in a state of anxiety akin to getting my shoes, sweater, [...]
fully unzippedNovember 16, 2011
Pants Rant- Blue Water Grill
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I get it…a lot of servers want to be actors. I understand that acting like you are happy to be serving spoiled brats like me day in and day out could be great preparation for a role one day, and that acting happy to be in uncomfortable shoes for 10 hours a day could be [...]
fully unzippedApril 20, 2011
Pants Rant: Reservations
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“Hello, thank you for calling X, how can I help you?” “Yes, hi, I wanted to see about making a reservation for tomorrow evening, for two people at 7:30”. “Well, we don’t have 7:30, we only have 7:20 or 7:40 available”. “Really? There is no way you can put us in for 7:30?” “No, its [...]
fully unzippedFebruary 23, 2011
Standard Grill
pants rant!
As excited as I was to finally meet Matthew Williamson, my most favorite designer, I obviously needed to figure out where to eat after the party. I am sure that most fashionistas attending the party were not bothered with such concerns, but food is always ahead of fashion for me. I happened to be in [...]
fully unzippedJanuary 26, 2011
Nobu Next Door – Middle Child Syndrome
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Nobu remains a difficult place to get a reservation, despite its newer sister on 57th St. and Nobu Next Door which opened as an annex back in 1998. The Myriad website describes it as follows: “Nobu Next Door, which opened as an extension of the original Nobu, has now taken on a life of its [...]
fully unzippedDecember 13, 2010
Don Giovanni’s really needs to get over themselves
pants rant!
There’s nothing worse than having to wait longer than expected for your food – in any capacity. Whether it be terrible service in a restaurant, ordering delivery, or even waiting in the freaking line at McDonald’s, no one likes to fuck around when they are hungry. Timing is crucial when ordering food to be delivered- [...]
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