April 17, 2013

Pants Rant: I mind your manners

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And they say downtown is the where the wild things are! I was being all “ladies who lunch but actually cocktail” at Amaranth yesterday with a respectable member of the uptown scene and a regular diner at Amaranth. I was all dressed in my uptown boho look (think Rachel Zoe without a hat), and trying [...]

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September 12, 2012

Pants Rant: Cafeteria- Nasty Waitress and Idiot Managers

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Seriously, is there any recourse or accountability for poor service?  Gratuities used to be viewed as a barometer of the service received and an extra thank you imparted to your server.  Now, if you leave a poor tip, the server just thinks that you are an asshole and uses anonymous websites to gripe about you.  [...]

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May 9, 2012

Pants Rants: No Items For You!

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The following scenario happens to us all of the time at Babbo, to the point where we just continue to subject ourselves to rejection: You sit down, you look at an extensive menu, offering delicious and tempting fare and you try to narrow down what you want to order.  Then, somewhere yonder, you see a [...]

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November 28, 2011

Pants Rant- High Pressure Salads

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There is nothing simple about getting your salad tossed these days.  I know that this is NYC, and especially at lunch time, people are not messing around.  That said, recent visits to places that specialize in custom salads- Chop’t, Just Salad- have left me in a state of anxiety akin to getting my shoes, sweater, [...]

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November 16, 2011

Pants Rant- Blue Water Grill

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I get it…a lot of servers want to be actors.  I understand that acting like you are happy to be serving spoiled brats like me day in and day out could be great preparation for a role one day, and that acting happy to be in uncomfortable shoes for 10 hours a day could be [...]

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April 20, 2011

Pants Rant: Reservations

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“Hello, thank you for calling X, how can I help you?” “Yes, hi, I wanted to see about making a reservation for tomorrow evening, for two people at 7:30”. “Well, we don’t have 7:30, we only have 7:20 or 7:40 available”. “Really?  There is no way you can put us in for 7:30?” “No, its [...]

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February 23, 2011

Standard Grill

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As excited as I was to finally meet Matthew Williamson, my most favorite designer, I obviously needed to figure out where to eat after the party.  I am sure that most fashionistas attending the party were not bothered with such concerns, but food is always ahead of fashion for me.  I happened to be in [...]

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January 26, 2011

Nobu Next Door – Middle Child Syndrome

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Nobu remains a difficult place to get a reservation, despite its newer sister on 57th St. and Nobu Next Door which opened as an annex back in 1998. The Myriad website describes it as follows: “Nobu Next Door, which opened as an extension of the original Nobu, has now taken on a life of its [...]

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December 13, 2010

Don Giovanni’s really needs to get over themselves

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There’s nothing worse than having to wait longer than expected for your food – in any capacity. Whether it be terrible service in a restaurant, ordering delivery, or even waiting in the freaking line at McDonald’s, no one likes to fuck around when they are hungry. Timing is crucial when ordering food to be delivered- [...]

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